I’m a guy. And though I’ve gone on record as liking candles, wear an occasional sweater, and sometimes watch What Not to Wear with my wife, I’m not a Beta Male. I shoot and eat animals. I watch football from my couch. I change my own oil. I once shot a man, just to watch him bleed. OK, that’s not true, but hopefully my gratuitous use of male stereotypes makes a singular point: I’m a man.